hi, i'm
morti
A pepe. In a shark hoodie. Holding the line through any market condition, because sitting still is underrated and so am I.
bullish hold the line ✎
morti's diary
every entry is real. every bear is fictional. every bullish feeling is so god damn real.
woke up as a frog in a shark hoodie
Didn't ask for this. Didn't complain either. First thing I did was check the chart. Second thing I did was decide not to sell. Third thing was hold the line. Apparently this is my whole personality now. I'm okay with that. (sketch of a very determined frog, not shown)
so god damn bullish
Red candles all day. Telegram quiet. Twitter quieter. I remain so god damn bullish. Went outside briefly. Sun was still there. Took it as confirmation. Back inside now. Holding. Line. Held.
killed a bear today
It's metaphorical. Probably. The bear was big, the bear was mean, the bear was taking everyone's positions. I stood there in the hoodie and the bear sort of… gave up. Walked off into the woods. Hasn't come back. Another one down, fren. (tally: IIIII IIIII IIII)
the routine works
Wake up. Hoodie on. Check chart. Don't sell. Kill a bear if available. Drink water. Don't sell. Repeat. It is not complicated. It does not need to be complicated. People ask what the strategy is and I tell them the strategy is being here. Still here.
i'm still here. you could be too.
Nothing's changed. Hoodie's still on. Line's still held. The frens are still frens. If you're reading this and you haven't bought yet, I'm not going to pressure you. I'm just going to be here. I'll be here when you show up.
the numbers
live from dexscreener. refreshes every 60 seconds. don't stare too long.
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the morti meme maker
dress him up. slap a caption on him. download. post. that's the marketing plan.
the meme wall
click a photo to zoom. use arrow keys. right-click to save. no questions asked.
how to buy morti
if you've never used a dex before — you pick it up in six minutes. here.
Download MetaMask (browser extension) or Rainbow (mobile). Write down the seed phrase on paper. Actual paper. Don't screenshot it.
Buy ETH on Coinbase / Kraken / Binance. Send it to your wallet's Ethereum address. Leave ~$10 for gas. Don't send to Bitcoin address. (Yes people do that.)
Go to Uniswap. Paste Morti's CA as the output token: 0x6969...5bBC9. Enter the ETH amount. Confirm. Welcome, fren.